Sassy Trashy Classy’s Worst Nightmare | Raccoon Gremlin Tee

Classy brunches fear her. HOA boards hate her.
This raccoon is what happens when chaos gets a glam makeover — equal parts glitter, garbage, and IDGAF. She’s feral, fabulous, and definitely not RSVP’ing.

• Unisex fit, soft cotton for raising hell in heels or Crocs

• Perfect for trash pandas, unfiltered femmes, and hot mess icons

• Raccoon vibes: nocturnal, loud, and always into something

• Warning: may cause side-eyes and mild pearl clutching

🦝 Glitter in the gutter, baby.