Sweetheart in the Streets | Goblin in the Sheets Possum Tee

This tee says, “I’ll bake you muffins and then eat them under the bed like a feral raccoon.”
Soft, sweet, slightly unhinged—it’s giving chaotic cuddle monster with night terrors and a good heart.

• Unisex fit, soft cotton for goblin-mode comfort

• Ideal for cryptid lovers, tender weirdos, and dual-personality gremlins

• Great for dates, dumpster dives, and late-night snack raids

• Pairs well with smudged eyeliner and a jar of pickles

🦝 One part wholesome, two parts menace. You’ve been warned.