Thriving in the Trash Fire | Dumpster Gremlin Duo Tee

Who’s surviving? Not you. You’re thriving — right in the middle of the chaos, with your ride-or-die raccoon and possum duo digging deep for treasure.

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a lifestyle for those who run on iced coffee, spite, and questionable decisions.

• Unisex fit, soft AF cotton for comfort in the dumpster or the streets

• For night creatures, chaos goblins, and burnout queens

• Features a raccoon and possum tag team in their natural habitat: the trash

• Great for therapists, raccoon moms, or anyone emotionally supported by vermin

🔥 Smells like resilience and expired nachos.